Noah Jokes

NOAH JOKES !!

• What did Noah say as he was loading the ark? -- "Now I herd everything!"

• Why did the people on the ark think the horses were pessimistic? -- They were always saying "neigh"!

• What animal could Noah not trust? -- The cheetah.

• What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? -- Flood lights.

• Who introduced salted meat to the Navy? -- Noah, because he took Ham with him on the ark.

• What did God say when Noah told him he wanted to build the ark out of bricks? -- "No, Noah. Go for wood!" (gopher wood)

• Why couldn't they play cards on the ark? -- Because Noah was sitting on the deck.

• Who ran the first canning factory? -- Noah, because he had a boat full of preserved pairs.

• Was Noah the first one to come out of the ark? -- No, he came forth (fourth) out of the ark!