One-line Puns

• The Energizer Bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery.

• A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.

• A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

• A 'shotgun wedding' is a case of wife or death!

• I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

• Since electricity comes from electrons, shouldn't morality come from morons?

• Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

• A hangover is the wrath of grapes!

• Did you hear that corduroy pillow cases are making 'headlines'?

• Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

• Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

• Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

• A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

• Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

• A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

• Without geometry, life is pointless.

• When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

• Reading while sunbathing makes one well-red.

• When two egotists meet, it's and I for an I.